By Anna Breslaw
A probably fake, albeit hilarious new report has emerged that Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift because she's "asexual" and "constantly talked about antiques." A rather Regina George-y sounding friend of Taylor's says that America's Unicorn Sweetheart doesn't realize that she's constantly being dumped because she's a "prude" who "doesn't put out."
"While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn't want to put out as often as he would've liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women. It's no secret he's sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn't up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible."
I love your bracelet, where did you get it?!
The source adds that a clean and wholesome reputation is very important to Taylor, and Harry found her "a little sexually uninterested" for his taste: "Harry wants to go out to fancy bars and clubs and enjoy being young – but Taylor's more of a homebody and all she would talk about was antiques!"
Dude, hang out on the futon, watch a marathon of Antiques Roadshow and once those circa-1780 German silvered repousse candlesticks really get her going, make your move. Problem solved. [Radar Online]
A probably fake, albeit hilarious new report has emerged that Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift because she's "asexual" and "constantly talked about antiques." A rather Regina George-y sounding friend of Taylor's says that America's Unicorn Sweetheart doesn't realize that she's constantly being dumped because she's a "prude" who "doesn't put out."
"While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn't want to put out as often as he would've liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women. It's no secret he's sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn't up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible."
I love your bracelet, where did you get it?!
The source adds that a clean and wholesome reputation is very important to Taylor, and Harry found her "a little sexually uninterested" for his taste: "Harry wants to go out to fancy bars and clubs and enjoy being young – but Taylor's more of a homebody and all she would talk about was antiques!"
Dude, hang out on the futon, watch a marathon of Antiques Roadshow and once those circa-1780 German silvered repousse candlesticks really get her going, make your move. Problem solved. [Radar Online]
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